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Remember That Doctor Who Episode With The Daleks Flying All Round Canary Wharf?

Canary Wharf is in Docklands in the East of London, not far from Forest Gate, where I spotted this on the pavement the other night:

I’m not forgetting about the lasers and everything, but now I’ve seen one in real life, I think that they’re slightly less menacing. Forget firing paint onto their eyestalk, it looks as if putting a carrier bag over them might be enough to render them blind.
Then again, most people look taller on TV, don’t they? The Daleks’ agents must have demanded that they’re only shot from the most flattering of angles.

On The Rack Next To The Design Featuring Bart Simpson Smoking A Reefer

Perhaps it says more about me than anything else, but doesn’t the Allergy UK Seal Of Approval look like the sort of thing you’d expect to see on the front of a t-shirt?

One of those t-shirts they sell on Oxford Street, 3 for £12?

All right, a tenner for the lot, but I’m making a loss here. Tell your friends, all right? We’ve got a new batch of I Love The Pope – The Pope Smokes Dope shirts in, and the kids always love them.

I’m Glad They Spelled ‘Professional’ Correctly – This Is Not A Subject Which Benefits From Bringing Professionalism Into Doubt

Like many people with a letterbox, I’ve become accustomed to coming home to find myself dazzled by a shining sea of glossy junk mail – pizza menus, flyers for estate agents and repair firms, and party political newsletters and the like.

I’ve become kind of jaded to it really, so my immediate reaction is to ignore the stuff – the exact opposite of the hoped-for result, I’m sure – and it takes something quite startling to make me actually pay attention to unsolicited mail.

Which is why the flyer which you can see here (scanned in from the original, hence the scuffmark across the middle from my shoe) caught my attention when it arrived. I’m well aware that there’s a market for this service, but … well, I’d kind of hope that people would do a bit of research beyond waiting for a leaflet on the subject to come through the door.

Even If Karl Marx Does Look Rather Like An Unshaven Timothy West

Despite having lived in London for over a decade, yesterday was the first time I’ve ever been to Highgate Cemetery.

As the chap at the gate said, the main draw for many visitors is the tomb of Karl Marx:
But there are many other graves to see, and it’s a quiet and somehow relaxing atmosphere – well worth a look if you have the time and are in North London.

Though I have to admit that several times in the visit I heard David Tennant’s voice in my head…

“Whatever you do, do not blink!”

REVIEW: ‘Calendar Girls’

I was slightly wary about going to see this play, as it could have looked as if I was sloping into the theatre in the hope of seeing a burlesque show starring women of my mother’s generation, so I wore my hat strategically dipped below one eye and my scarf covering my face, and nobody seemed to notice anything amiss.

Anyway, as you probably know, this is the stage version of the film adaptation of the true story of a Women’s Institute group in Yorkshire, who posed nude in 2000 for an ‘alternative WI calendar’ to raise money for a sofa in the visitor’s area of a nearby hospital. The women were prompted to do this following the death of one of their husbands. The calendar was an immediate – and ultimately international – success, raising millions of pounds for leukaemia research. In fact, a tenth anniversary calendar will be produced for 2010.

The stage version features an impressive cast (Patricia Hodge, Linda Bellingham, Julia Hills, Brigit Forsyth, and other familiar names) and they seem to have a lot of fun with a funny script, and everyone performs well, though arguably – and perhaps inevitably – the scene where they’re posing for the photos gets the biggest laughs, but it is very cleverly done. I’m not any kind of expert on these things, but the set and scene-changes were smoothly done too.

I might quibble slightly with the way a couple of obstacles in the second half seem to come up rather without warning, as if there’s a need to create some conflict, but to be honest that minor complaint is more than outweighed by the overall quality of the show, and I should add that I was particuarly impressed by the way that the husband’s death which is the catalyst for events isn’t milked for every last ounce of emotion, which would have been an easy route.

Definitely worth a look, I’d say, and a good example of a very ‘English’ kind of comedy, if you know what I mean – witty, and a little bit bawdy, but unlikely to offend (though two people in our row didn’t return after the interval; can they really have come to see the play without knowing what it was about and been that shocked?).

Ironically enough, this play about women taking off their clothes is running at the Noel Coward Theatre in London (until September, I think, though the run may have been extended). You can get tickets at good prices (we were right up in the balcony, and could still see all right) from the usual online places.

And just to reassure my male readers, no, it wasn’t like an oedipal burlesque show. You can safely attend without danger of feeling all strange in that way.

William Akers Is In London To Help You Spot Mistakes In Your Writing

I got an e-mail the other day from a chap called William Akers, asking if I’d mention his forthcoming talk on the blog. Given that Will’s a writer with actual produced films to his credit, PLUS the fact that he worked on Eerie, Indiana and Lois and Clark (two TV programmes I like), it would have been churlish to say no. And whilst I’m frequently childish, I like to think I’m not churlish. Well, if I can avoid it. anyway.

So: Will’s talk is called Fatal Errors New (and experienced!) Writers Make! and it’s being held at Met Film School (Ealing Studios, Ealing Green, London W5 5EP) on Thursday 2nd July between 6:30 and 8:30 p.m. Entry costs a mere £15, which you can pay on the door, though you need to book ahead of time by e-mailing beka[at]metfilm.co.uk. Let’s face it, you could easily spend that on a round of drinks (or a couple of coffees at London prices), so it’s quite the bargain.

You can find full details of the session here. Definitely worth going along if you can make it, I’d say (I’m already booked that night for a family event – pah).

Will is also the author of the attention-grabbingly-titled Your Screenplay Sucks!, pictured above, which you can read more about here, and buy from the usual places (and some of the more unusual ones too, I’d wager). Will also has a blog, which has solid advice on matters writing-related, such as the following on the idea of selling ‘an idea’ for a film:

Someone who has sold screenplays for lots of money can sell an idea, if they have a famous actor attached. Have you sold screenplays for lots of money? Have you got a famous actor attached?

If the answer to either question is “No,” then shut up already and write your script.

With that in mind, I’ll shut up and get back to writing. Hope that you can make it to the talk, though, it sounds like it’ll be useful – if you do, be sure to let me know all about it!

Looking At That Logo, I Bet The RAF Wish They’d Copyrighted Their Roundel

As you know, I’m a huge fan of specious use of language or ill-considered turns of phrase, and so it’s a delight to come across another.

The British Music Experience is an exhibition about the history of (no surprise here) British music, and it’s located in the building formerly known as the Millennium Dome, in London.

I haven’t been, so I don’t know what it’s like, but the publicity for it (posters around London, and their website) contains the following quote:

“A comprehensive, conceptually flamboyant Wikipedia history of British pop music– Observer Music Monthly

Now, I can only conclude that this means that if you disagree with the content of any of the exhibits, you’re entitled to clamber into them and make the appropriate corrections. Or, indeed, that you can remove entire exhibits if they don’t meet notability requirements, or if they fail to reference reliable sources.

Well, either that’s what the use of the word ‘Wikipedia’ signifies, or maybe someone at the Observer needs to stop and think before dropping zeitgeisty words into sentences to make sure they actually mean something.

After all, that Twitter kind of attempt at unfounded hipness Crunk from a writer just looks Audioboo embarrassing.

It Could Be Another Picture From That Oh-So-Controversial Annie Leibowitz Vanity Fair Photo Session, I Guess

This picture is currently being used to promote Miley Cyrus’s concerts in London this December.

However, I can’t help but think it looks more like a still from an episode of CSI.

Presumably Billy Ray Cyrus will manage to snag the role of grieving father, weeping over the perforated autopsy table.

After all, as well as appearing in the recent Hannah Montana film, he has demonstrated his range in other roles.

We’ll Be Moving Our Anna Karenina Update To The Docklands Light Railway So We Can Shoot The Final Scenes

If you live in the London area and have somehow missed it, just a quick note to alert you to the impending London Underground strike.

Unless something happens in the next couple of hours to avert it, then the entire tube network is going to be pretty much dead from 6.59pm tonight for a period of 48 hours.

In theory, this should mean that tubes will be back up and running from 6.58pm on Thursday, but given how good London Underground are at meeting timetables at the best of times, I wouldn’t be expecting to see any trains rolling up to platform edges and opening the doors until Friday morning.

All pretty ho-hum really, but one line in the Transport for London press release on the strike amused me:

“Among other things, the RMT has also demanded … improved travel facilities”

Yes, RMT, I think a few million other people may have asked for better travel facilities in the London area over the years. Good luck with that request!

BBC Writersroom Event: CBBC Q&A

Please forgive the acronym-laden heading for this post, but hopefully it’ll prove useful; if, like me, you’re planning to send something to the CBBC Writing Opportunity I posted about here, you may be interested to hear that the BBC Writersroom are holding a Q&A event with the Steven Andrew, the new head of CBBC Drama.

It’s being held in the evening of Monday 15 June, at the Royal Court Theatre in London. Exact time is to be arranged, and you have to send an e-mail to get on the guest list, but it is free to get in, and could prove useful… even if attending does mean a risk that one might realise that the draft script needs a complete and utter re-draft in the light of things which might be said.

Still, worth attending, I’d say, and you can get all the information here.

I’m planning on going – anyone else game for it ?

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