Perhaps it says more about me than anything else, but doesn’t the Allergy UK Seal Of Approval look like the sort of thing you’d expect to see on the front of a t-shirt?

One of those t-shirts they sell on Oxford Street, 3 for £12?

All right, a tenner for the lot, but I’m making a loss here. Tell your friends, all right? We’ve got a new batch of I Love The Pope – The Pope Smokes Dope shirts in, and the kids always love them.