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I Posted A Father’s Day Card Yesterday, And Had To Lick The Back Of A Unicorn

This week saw the release of a set of stamps in the UK on the theme of ‘mythical creatures’ (pictured) .

I wouldn’t normally blog about stamps, but I think these are of note because they were drawn by Dave McKean, a staggeringly versatile and talented artist, and they’re accompanied by (very) short tales written by his oftentimes-collaborator Neil Gaiman. There’s a presentation pack available which includes the stories, but they’re also available online to read, here.

I like these stamps, I have to say – but given that the only living person who’s supposed to be depicted on stamps is the Queen, it does rather mean that the giant, pixie, mermaid and fairy must be dead. Which is the sort of thing which could upset a small child , and possibly even make them cry.

Quick, find a small child who collects stamps and tell them!

Yes, I know: I am an appalling man.

How To Get Ahead In The Clouds, If Not Advertising

Many of you are more tech-savvy than I am, so you may know about this already, or indeed be using something similar if not better, but I thought it was worth sharing just in case…

There’s a fair amount of talk about ‘cloud computing’ at the moment, with a lot of businesses looking into (if not necessarily venturing into) using services over the internet, as opposed to running the locally; in practice, a lot of us do it on a daily basis – in fact, I’m pretty much doing it now, using Blogger’s setup over the internet as opposed to having blogging software of my own on my computer.

So a fair number of people – especially those who work for themselves, on the road or whatever – are looking into the idea that they don’t necessarily need to have a computer which can do loads of things, as they could access the various facilities over the internet instead. So, instead of having a PC or Mac with 500GB of memory, you can have far less capacity and access a number of services and programmes over the web. Well, that’s my typically basic understanding of it, anyway.

The reason I’m posting about it here is because – a year or so after it was made available – I’ve just discovered about Skydrive, which allows users of Windows Live to store up to 25 GB of files online for free. I’ve started using it as a virtual briefcase, as it were, shuffling documents from one place to another, but without the fuss of memory sticks or CDs or e-mail attachment limits. I think you can open up certain folders to other users and the like, but I haven’t played with any of those features yet.

I’m thinking, though, that this may be useful to some of you (as it is to me) as a way of backing-up scripts or other files. As I say, I’m no techy-type, but plonking a script ‘in the cloud’ could be a good way to avoid losing a long-laboured-over bit of work just because your computer has ‘a moment’ or dies altogether.

Anyway, thought I’d share this with you – I’m referring to the Windows version of it here, which may be useful if you have a Hotmail or Windows Live account, but I’m sure there are other items available on iGoogle and the like, and I know there are certainly services like this which you can pay a monthly fee for. So it might be worth you having a gander to see if there’s something of this nature which might be useful to you… assuming, as I say, that you’re not already doing this sort of thing already.

The Mirror Seems Unable To Reflect Upon Itself

The cover of yesterday’s Daily Mirror there, with a report on the proposal to impose a £6 levy to pay for a national standard of broadband access by way of charging landline owners 50p a month.

A proposal, the Mirror’s cover suggests, which has sparked FURY.

As you can see in the masthead box just above this news item, the Mirror costs 45p.

You can see where I’m heading with this, right?

Snake In The Past

Presented for your comparison: the cover of Warren Ellis’s novel Crooked Little Vein (2007) and the logo for Glenn Beck’s Common Sense Comedy tour (2009).

Mr Ellis is a noted writer, especially in the field of comics. Mr Beck presents shows for Fox News. You can probably guess whose work I admire more.

There is, I realise, the possibility that the snake image is based on something pre-existing – it does, for example, look a bit like an olde worlde map drawing of a river – and that the above snarking is missing a fundamental point. Put me straight, by all means – that’s what the Comment function is for.

EDITED TO ADD: the ever-vigilant Piers has pointed out that it’s derived from a common source – a woodcut by Benjamin Franklin from 1754. I am suitably chastened.

Maybe She’s A Giant Who Lives In The Flat Downstairs And Has Smashed Through

I can’t be alone in having spotted how many adverts or pieces of packaging seem to feature smiling or laughing people.

The implication, I guess, is a pretty straightforward one: Look, the good-looking people in this picture are in close proximity to this item and they’re smiling! If you buy this item you’ll smile too, and you might become a bit more good-looking! Straightforward to the point of insulting your intelligence, really.

As a result of having deconstructed this aspect of advertising in my head, I find myself often a bit bewildered by billboards and print ads, and asking questions like ‘who are these people?’, ‘why are they just laughing?’ and things like that. It’s very disconcerting, especially for the chap who was stood next to me when I saw the pictured item in Currys yesterday.

I appreciate that it’s tricky to try to make adapters particuarly appealing, and so Devolo’s packaging people have decided the best thing to do is to put a picture of a pretty lady on the box, but… but what the hell’s meant to be going on in that image? Is she supposed to be lying on the floor down by the socket and looking over her shoulder coquettishly? If so, her elbows must be resting about three inches below the level of the floor.

I think about these things too much, don’t I ? I think I’d better go and get a cup of tea.

Oh Ho Ho, It’s Magic, Y’know? Never Believe It’s Not So

As it’s just over a fortnight before the CBBC Writing Opportunity closing date, I thought I’d just ramble a bit about – er, sorry, I mean share – the thought process behind my entry-to-be, which currently rejoices in the title of ‘Title to be decided’.

The target audience is 6-12 year olds, and so I set to thinking about what kind of thing would be suitable for them; my gut feeling was that whilst it needed to be something which would be relatable in terms of setting, making the focus of it about school or family life might make it a bit too close to reality. I’m probably showing my age here, but I was thinking in terms of the general tone of the programme Jonny Briggs (which is not about the actor from Coronation Street, it’s a TV show from the 80s).

That said, I liked the idea of one aspect of it being a bit strange and somehow fantastical, in case it be more like a mirror than a viewing-glass, as it were – and that Alice-ism isn’t entirely accidental; I read a quote from Bryan Fuller on Dan Owen’s blog about how he wanted to get Heroes

“back to the basic principle of ordinary people in an extraordinary world and how these characters are relatable to us and what we would do if we were in their situations, and really grounding it in that conceit”

… which doesn’t quite ring true to me (though I stopped watching it at the end of the first season), as I thought the hook of Heroes was that it was extraordinary people in an ordinary world: the old cliche of real-world superheroes (well, it’s a cliche in comics since the mid-1980s, anyway, slightly less in other media).

Anyway, I feel I want TTBD (as nobody’s calling it) to be real-world-grounded (so I don’t have to spend forever on the setup), and maybe have something a bit unusual happening to an ordinary character, so we see him or her react in a way we might react ourselves. In a way, I guess, this is a bit like those novels which are referred to as being ‘Magic Realism’, which (from my limited knowledge of such things) tend to feature the real world with a slight twist.

Mind you, as Gene Wolfe pointed out,”Magic realism is fantasy written by people who speak Spanish”, so perhaps I shouldn’t kid myself that there’s anything all fancy about my idea.

On the other hand, the CBBC Q&A tonight may well mean that I dump the notes that have resulted from the above, and end up having to start all over again and send in something a bit more rushed and unlikely to win… see what I did there ? I set up my excuses early.

Or, as writers like to call it, I foreshadowed a later event.

I only hope that’s not the full extent of my storytelling ability.

It Could Be Another Picture From That Oh-So-Controversial Annie Leibowitz Vanity Fair Photo Session, I Guess

This picture is currently being used to promote Miley Cyrus’s concerts in London this December.

However, I can’t help but think it looks more like a still from an episode of CSI.

Presumably Billy Ray Cyrus will manage to snag the role of grieving father, weeping over the perforated autopsy table.

After all, as well as appearing in the recent Hannah Montana film, he has demonstrated his range in other roles.

We’ll Be Moving Our Anna Karenina Update To The Docklands Light Railway So We Can Shoot The Final Scenes

If you live in the London area and have somehow missed it, just a quick note to alert you to the impending London Underground strike.

Unless something happens in the next couple of hours to avert it, then the entire tube network is going to be pretty much dead from 6.59pm tonight for a period of 48 hours.

In theory, this should mean that tubes will be back up and running from 6.58pm on Thursday, but given how good London Underground are at meeting timetables at the best of times, I wouldn’t be expecting to see any trains rolling up to platform edges and opening the doors until Friday morning.

All pretty ho-hum really, but one line in the Transport for London press release on the strike amused me:

“Among other things, the RMT has also demanded … improved travel facilities”

Yes, RMT, I think a few million other people may have asked for better travel facilities in the London area over the years. Good luck with that request!

Nuns On The… Er, Gun

Apropos of pretty much nothing, I wanted to share the image to the left – the cover to the original paperback edition of Divorcing Jack by Colin Bateman.

I’ll freely admit that I’ve never read the novel (nor seen the film version that came out, though people I know said it wasn’t a patch on the book), but I’ve always felt that it had one of the best, and most intriguing, covers I’ve ever seen.

Why is the nun so glammed-up? Why is she carrying a dog in one hand, and pointing a gun at the viewer with the other (her left hand, no less)? I genuinely think it’s a terrific image, I have to say, and it’s a shame that the more recent edition doesn’t catch the eye in the same way.

Not To Be Confused With The Beverly Hills 90210 Spin-Off Series Of The Same Name

Sometimes, US comic publishers do things which are designed to gain publicity or mainstream press coverage, and hopefully increase sales.

A recent example would be the way Marvel Comics put President Obama on the cover of an issue of ‘Amazing Spider-Man’. Any sales increases from this sort of thing tend to be pretty short-lived, rather akin to the effect of including a free gift with a magazine, but in the current financial climate, I guess publishers are probably willing to accept that.

However, one of the more questionable (if not downright risible) publicity stunts of recent months has been the announcement that the forthcoming Marvel comic Models Inc (pictured) will feature Tim Gunn of the reality TV show Project Runway. I can understand that he’s amused at the idea of being drawn into a comic – it’s kind of flattering, I guess – but I don’t really know how Marvel think that this slightly gimmicky thing will translate into publicity or sales.

The Marvel publicity stuff about it suggests he’s going to be in a story involving Iron Man’s armour, which for me seems to sum up the problem here; it falls between two stools. Tim Gunn in a story about Iron Man’s armour isn’t necessarily what fans of Project Runway are interested in seeing, and fans of Iron Man probably don’t want to see some chap off a TV show who doesn’t have any superpowers (as far as we know) in an Iron Man story . It’s neither fish nor fowl, as it were (though as a vegetarian, neither of those possibilities is quite my thing).

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against Marvel (or anyone else in comics or any other medium) trying something to reach a new audience, and I’m not anti-Mr Gunn (not that I’ve ever watched Project Runway, of course, though he’s always polite and well-dressed on the show), but I just think this is the kind of publicity trick which someone thought of without then stopping to wonder if it was necessarily going to have any kind of useful effect. Because I can’t really see the Gunn/Iron Man crossover story making the headlines which, say, The Death Of Superman did in 1992, or leading to many new readers buying it out of curiosity.

That’s not because I think casual readers won’t be amused and lured in by the fake-magazine cover aspect of the presentation (though there is a ‘variant’ cover showing Messrs Gunn and Iron Man), but because I understand that, like the vast majority of US comics nowadays, Models Inc will only be sold in comic shops – what’s known as the ‘Direct Market’. So the only people who might see the comic are people who’ll be in a comic shop anyway, and I’m not too sure how many of them will be enticed by the cover depicted above, or the prospect of seeing a chap off the telly, into buying the comic.

Maybe I’ll be proven wrong, and this comic will exploit that valuable Iron Man/Project Runway demographic, but since that’s probably about fourteen people, they may not live close enough to comic shops to make this publicity stunt pay off.

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