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I Tend To Call Them ‘Comics’ Because The Term ‘Graphic Novel’ Could Apply To American Psycho

There are many problems facing the US comic industry right now; sales of individual issues have generally dropped, there are now minimum orders which can be placed before the main distributor will carry an item, comic shops are closing down, and whilst the sales of collected volumes are up, it’s hard to gather the individual issues into a bundle if the issues run, oh I dunno, three years late.

Anyway, one way that Marvel comics recently(ish) tried to attract new readers was by creating a new range of comics for new readers, which stripped away the decades of continuity attached to many well-known characters, and started from scratch. I think the idea was that these, unlike many comics, would be sold in places like Wal-Mart as well as specialist comic shops, but that plan didn’t pan out, and the titles have kind of ended up being another, slightly alternate, mini-line from Marvel. A pretty good idea at heart, but the distribution of the issues seems to have dented the plan, and now they’re winding the line up.

One of the final issues in this particular line of comics is shown above, and you’ll notice that I’ve avoided naming either the comic line or any of the titles, because I want to ask non-comic readers this question: if you saw this comic on the shelf, what would you say its name was ?

(If you said Ultimatum, it’s a good guess, but not quite; the correct answer is …this.)

I think it was Stan Lee (co-creator of Spider-Man, the Hulk, and many other characters) who once suggested that every issue of a comic is someone’s first issue, and in terms of accessibility that’s something worth bearing in mind; is it so hard to make sure this approach extends to the front bleeding cover?

You Only Need To Do One Thing To Ensure Your Novel Is Acclaimed …

… title it with reference to something a girl is wearing.

NB: Works just as well for tattoos as clothes or accessories.

Tch, It’s As Bad As The Rejuvenation (And Shaving) of Cap’n Birdseye

Illustrated for your comparison pleasure, the old and new versions of the advertising character Mr Muscle.

His appearance seems to have changed from Clark Kent* to Superman, which is a bit disconcerting.

Are steroids involved, do you think?

*Or a young Stephen Merchant.

It’s Friday Afternoon, And That Means It’s Time For A Juvenile Question

If Philadelphia cheese spread is so good for you, how come all the people in Philadelphia adverts are dead?

Reluctant Post, As It Might Be Seen As Providing The Oxygen Of Publicity, But…

… seriously, I wasn’t overkeen on providing yet more coverage of a topic which is already very much covered elsewhere, and yet another post which just makes a cheap joke about something I’ve spotted, but I felt I had to comment on the latest issue of OK! magazine.

It is, as you can see, a tribute to Jade Goody, with the dates of her life and death given on the cover. This strikes me as rather questionable for two related reasons:

1. As of this writing, Jade Goody is still alive (very ill, granted, but alive), so they could have waited.

2. If they had waited a week, it would have meant that their Jade Goody Official Tribute Issue would not have been issue number 666.

I mean, come on

The Best Things In Life Are Free, But You Can Give This To The Birds And Bees

Free (well, you have to collect tokens) with the News Of The World last weekend: a pair of hair straighteners, as demonstrated by Nikki Sanderson, ex of Coronation Street, in the picture here.

Well, they’re saying that they’re hair straighteners, but on the basis of the picture, you’ll be getting something more like a stapler.

I can only hope Nikki doesn’t have to be anywhere in any kind of hurry, as with hair that long, and a pair of ‘straighteners’ that small, I think it’ll be a while yet before she’s ready to go out.

Please Stand By

If any of you good people have sent me an e-mail in the last 24 hours or so, please be aware that my e-mail provider appears to be suffering from… well, let’s be kind and call them ‘technical difficulties’.

I’m told it should be sorted out by the end of the day, but until then, please don’t go thinking I’m ignoring you. It’s not you, it’s me. Well, my online techy buddies, and they’re normally so good I’m reluctant to start having a go at them in public.

Anyway, in the meantime, here’s some music…

(Fade Up: Wheels by The String-A-Longs)

God Gave Rock And Roll To You, To Me, To You

The chap who appears to be naked on the poster for the rock film Anvil, and Barry Chuckle.

Is there a third Chuckle Brother, or should Anvil be looking for an extra guitar?

Memo To Marketing: Did You Look At The Title Of The Item In Question?

The item’s called The Who Sell Out and it’s being re-released in an expanded ‘deluxe edition’ ?

Oh, okay, there’s no irony or paradox there at all.

Unintelligent Design? This Is Just a Gut Reaction, Admittedly, But…

… is this really a good idea?

It has the feel of a wrong turn to me, in all honesty. I would have thought a one-line display (even built into the headphone cord, as the new controls are) would have been more advisable.

We’ll see if people go for it, I guess, but it’s certainly not a feature I’d want. Perhaps because, to my not-well mind, it all appears rather reminiscent of MC Hawking.

Then again, maybe it’s just an April Fool’s Day gag that was accidentally released three weeks early…

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