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On The Death Of Sir Edmund Hillary

Sir Edmund Hillary died yesterday, as you’ve probably seen by now.

Hillary (left of picture) was, of course, one of the first people to summit Mount Everst, the tallest mountain on the planet. He and Sherpa Tenzing Norgay (also pictured) were the first recorded climbers to reach the top, in 1953.

But for Hillary, it wasn’t just a case of climbing it and leaving Nepal; he maintained close links with the country, and specifically the Sherpa people, until his death. I’ve been to the Nepal Himalaya twice now (and fully intend to return), and on both occasions, I’ve been in small mountain villages where I’ve been informed that a certain building – often a school or medical centre or meeting hall – was funded and supported by Hillary or one of the charities he was involved in, and often he’d visited them to officiate at their opening. Given the poverty in which many of the Sherpa people live, this work would be an impressive enough legacy for Hillary to be remembered by, but add in climbing Everest, and I find myself genuinely sorry to hear of his death.

Climbing of Everest is, for many wealthy people, something of a task to ‘tick off’ in their lives, and Hillary was rightly critical of this conveyor-belt mentality, as it led guides to try to take people up the mountain in inappropriate weather conditions, and also for climbers to leave stragglers to die. I completely agree with him that climbing Everest shouldn’t be seen as ‘conquering it’ – I’ve stood at Base Camp, and you get the feeling that if you think you’re going to conquer anything, you should probably turn round and go home, and perhaps try to conquer your own sense of hubris.

As I grow older, I find myself increasing impressed by people like Hillary, who almost seem to represent a vanishing breed; they seem determined to see the world in true explorer style (Hillary also went to the North and South Poles), and to have what I can only class as ‘adventures’ – it’s a lifestyle which seems a world away from so many of our lives, and even if we can never hope to emulate it even to a minor degree, there’s a part of me which is grateful that such people still exist – and that the rest of us can read about their lives and exploits and be reminded that the world is far larger than we can ever hope to fully comprehend.

And, of course, it’s all the more beautiful and interesting for it.

No, I’m Not Being Mean – With This Summary, I’m Saving You £14.99 Which You Might Spend On The DVD

Most workouts involve wearing loose-fitting exercise clothes and going to the gym, but not the WAGs’ workout! It’s all about fun – and certainly not about the correct use of the possessive apostrophe!

Here’s the regime:

1. Put on tight-fitting non-exercise clothes and go to a nightclub, or hotel bar, known to be frequented by professional footballers.

2. Assume the position.

3. Go shopping.

4. Repeat stages 2 and 3 until the money runs out, or he’s injured or dropped from the team.

A Night At The Bingo

Alan Carr and Bingo from the Banana Splits – separated at birth?

Not that I’m having a go at Alan – in fact, I was pleased to see that his current stand-up DVD is selling very well – I saw the event live (tip of the hat to m’laydee for suggesting we go in spite of uncertainty on my part), and was very impressed indeed; ignore his appearances on the execrable ‘Friday Night Project’, where he’s utterly wasted, and check out the DVD, where you can see what I consider a truly ‘classic’ stand-up set – lots of well-honed jokes and stories, which are all tight and to the point.

Genunely worth your time and money. Even if Alan does look like Bingo.

Have A Cool Yule

Well, as today’s not-particularly-festive bumper crop of posts comes to an end, it’s time for me to take a few days off to spend some time with m’beloved (by which I mean my fiancee as well as the inevitable roast potatoes).

I’ll be posting again in a few days, I’d imagine, but until then, in a nod towards the time of year, here’s a picture of the Christmas tree in our luxury penthouse flat.

Whether you take a religious or just an overindulgent approach to the holiday, hope you enjoy it, and that you get more than you really deserve in the way of gifts (though not too much – there’s always a price to pay for getting everything you want, it seems). Take care and keep smiling, but above all, have fun.

Taken Last Night At County Hall On London’s South Bank

As you probably know, I’m very concerned that an exaggerated fear about terrorism is being used as an excuse for the erosion of civil liberies and the introduction of excessive surveillance and the like, but I think most more authoritarian folks would, after a quick glance at this picture, agree that security measures in London might be going a bit far.

Sorry Ladies, It’s Not Hugh Jackman

I know it’s good when a person likes their job, but Wolverine just looks too damn happy about what he’s up to on this comic cover.
I do hope they won’t be wiping up anything other than blood.

Vague, More Like


Featuring the not-entirely-ugly Eva Green, this is the cover of the January edition of Vogue. And, magnified, one of the most frankly bewildering coverlines I’ve ever seen, with what surely has to be a rhetorical question.

If not, though, perhaps the February edition will have special features on whether you can boil thoughts, sell spirituality on eBay, and eat a vague sense of unease.

Then again, physical behaviour towards the intangible isn’t entirely without precedent, given the so-called ‘War on Terror’…

Yes, You Can Guess What I’ve Been Shopping For In The Past Couple Of Weeks

Retailers! Tired of customers asking you the same question over and over again at this busy time of year? Well, it doesn’t have to be like that! With this handy print-off-n-stick-up notice, you can save your time and their goodwill! Happy holidays!

Covered, Yet Bareback

Contrary to what book cover designers would have me believe, I don’t actually spend all my time approaching semi-clad women from behind and to the left.

Released May 1993, Highest UK Chart Position 63

I love the way that the title of the song and the performer’s name are put perfectly in order – so as to save infantile people like me from having to make the inevitable joke.

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