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I Thought Madonna Had Sworn Off Acting After The Bad Reaction To ‘Swept Away’?

This was the poster they put out here in the UK – oddly enough, the theatrical poster used in other countries doesn’t make Julianne Moore look like herself either.

What’s all that abaht, then?

And I Won’t Be Surprised If The ‘Pretzel Fainting Incident’ Is Revealed, In His Memoirs, To Be Something Rather Different

It’s an embarrassing thing when a band or music artiste you like puts out a not-so-good album, especially if you’ve previously been vocal in praising them. And in much the same way, it’s awkward for people who’ve made allegiances to political parties or even particular politicians, only for them to do something boneheaded or prove themselves unworthy of that support.

That said, I think that the annals of history are unlikely to view George W. Bush as a very good president at all. In fact, all things considered, I think it’s probably very likely that he’ll be viewed as the worst president that the USA has ever had. And, to my mind, rightly so.

Putting aside the issue of the non-finding of bombs or similar in Iraq – let’s leave that as the GOP elephant in the room, as it were – and the fact that he permitted torture and detention without charge (both in contravention of the UN Declaration on Human Rights) on his watch, let’s look at the record from the only perspective which seems to matter to many people – that is, the economic angle.

When Bush entered office, the federal budget surplus was $127bn. Last year, the federal budget deficitreached $455bn, and is expected to top $1trillion this year. That’s not good, is it? Obviously, a lot of this has been caused by expenditure on … er, let’s say international diplomacy, but even more of it is the result of the current economic situation, much of which appears to have been caused by banks. Now, one might argue that this should be blamed by the banks, but if you’re in charge of a country, you have the power to regulate banks; if you don’t do so and it all goes round the U-bend, it’s about as surprising as … um, well, the last time this happened as a result of unregulated lending institutions lending too much money on bad mortgages. Those who don’t learn from history are indeed condemned to repeat it.

Anyway, it’s all too easy to kind of write off Bush as a joke president, and the last eight years as some kind of comedic aberration, which would be fine if it many of the consequences of the last two presidential terms weren’t so un-funny. Here, though, is my favourite Bush-era joke, courtesy of Alan Moore:
Q: What do you call an eight-year-old Iraqi kid with no arms, surviving family members, or unblackened skin below his waist?
A: I don’t know. I was shouting at the TV and I didn’ t catch his name.
Ha ha ! It’s hysterically funny, isn’t it? Now watch this drive.

So, I can’t say I’ll be sorry to see the man go, not at all – but that doesn’t necessarily mean that I think Obama will be the cure to all ills, so please don’t go thinking that I hold any brief for the Democrats either. Though the fact Obama can string a sentence together suggests he may be nearer to the sort of candidate for the role that an electorate might hope for. And that, in essence is much of the reason why I’ll be pleased when Bush is out – there seems to be very little in his record which suggests that he’s fit to hold high office, and I think it’s a hard-fought argument to suggest that he’s the best man for the job, or the best representative of the USA. He’s supposedly quite charming in person, and great at the people-stuff, but that’s probably more appropriate for the mayor of a small town, or maybe the captain of a bowling league, if you want to play it safe.

None of this, I hasten to point out, should be construed as an attack on Americans per se – most USA-born folks I’ve ever met have been perfectly decent people, and their motivation and drive to better themselves (in whatever way they define that) is probably a lot stronger than that of the UK; M’colleague once pointed out the difference between the UK and the USA thus: “In the UK, if people see a Ferrari drive by, they’ll sneer at the rich swine. In the USA, people see a Ferrari drive by and decide they’ll work hard and buy one with the money they’ve earned”. A simplification, yes, but it’s certainly a difference that I’ve seen for myself, and it’s an admirable one. My point is, the american people deserve a better figurehead than they’ve recently had. Whilst I had serious reservations about John McCain’s running mate, the man himself seemed more plausible than Bush (when he spoke about war, he actually knew what he was talking about) – then again, even though he wasn’t elected President, he seems to be otherwise employed, playing Colonel Tigh in Battlestar Galactica.

Lots of words here on this subject, but for those of you who prefer political issues in numerical form, I’d urge you to have a look at the summary of the Bush era created by the US-based Magazine Harpers, which can be seen here. I would politely draw your attention to the amount of time he spent on, or en route to, holiday.

Speaking of things on the newsstands, the picture accompanying this post is the ‘variant cover’ of the current issue of Amazing Spider-Man, featuring President-as-of-tomorrow Obama. There’s been quite a bit of news coverage of this, for some reason, and when I went to my comic shop of choice the other day, I asked if they’d had much call for it. The chap behind the counter said yes, they had, but as it was a limited edition item, they’d run out almost immediately. “Quite a few people seemed to be buying it as a historic thing,” he said, “to note the event”. We agreed this was odd, as people could buy something a bit more immediately relevant, such as the newspaper that comes out that day. Or that week’s Time magazine. Though probably not, I’d like to think, the plate.

Proof, If Proof Be Need Be, That Sunday Posts Are The Equivalent Of ‘Friday Jobs’

Forget Aliens, this is surely the strangest change of tone for a sequel, ever.

I’m sorry.

Oooh, The Original! I’m Fed Up With Getting The Second Pressing…

Gianni is probably spinning in his grave.

Er, I mean graev.

Look, I know it’s pedantry, but when the name of the item is on the picture that’s the centre-piece of your poster, I think it looks a bit shoddy to get the name wrong. You only have to look about an inch downwards to check it. I mean, come on

Huh? As Opposed To Literature Soaps Or Cola Drinks?

Sainsburys going for the Nobel Prize For Signage there, then.

I Was In Receipt, But I Hope They Kept The Receipt

Well, after all my recent posts about other people being unclear about gifts they wanted for Christmas, karma has come to bite me on the arse, and the pictures here show a DVD and book which I received yesterday.

Not the ones I had in mind, I have to say.

All right, lesson learned.

Yes, Yes, The Lesson Here Is Not To Leave Your Present-Wrapping Until The Last Minute, But That Doesn’t Help Me Right Now

I thought that my previous problem with mixed-up gifts might get me in trouble, but all my notebook says for the presents for my sister and my niece alike is ‘Circus CD’.

The items are on the table before me, and they need wrapping in the next few minutes. Looks like I’d better flip a coin…

I Don’t Mean To Be Rude, But: I Once Saw A Man Openly Reading A Hardcore Pornographic Magazine On The District Line. Clearly, This Is Far Worse

On the tube on the way home from finishing off my Christmas shopping the other night, I noticed that the woman sitting next to me was reading a book – which is perfectly reasonable – but strangely, she was keeping it inside her bag as she did so… as you can see from the craftily taken picture here.

Having seen a man reading an adult art pamphlet (as referred to in the title of this post) on the tube before, and also a woman reading a ‘ladies erotica novel’ about bondage and spanking without any such sense of subterfuge, I was keen and eager to know what it was that she was trying to read without letting anyone know what it was.

She turned a page, I peered at the title at the top of it, and it turned out to be this.

Shocking, I think you’ll agree.

(If nothing else, I expect the racy words used in this post to help bring in new readers via Google search.)

And, Let’s Face It, Having The Word ‘Standard’ In The Name Is Asking For Trouble

Remember how, the other day , I suggested that the interplay between fiction and reality goes in both directions?

Well, here’s a newspaper hoarding from Thursday.

Given that the next line in the report wasn’t ‘Time Vortex Undoes All Of History’, I think one might politely (or less politely) suggest that the paper was confusing the actor with the role he plays.

(Though I guess they might have been referring to concerns that David T’s health might endanger the filming of episodes, but I prefer to take the less charitable interpretation where the ES is concerned. It’s a stablemate of the Daily Mail, after all.)

I Couldn’t Find The UK Version Of The De Niro Film Poster, But It’s The Same In Language Terms

Sometimes in life we may face awkward questions, but surely that doesn’t mean that we should be inherently afraid of question marks? For some reason people seem a bit keen to remove them from the titles of various media. as shown above.

Anyone have any idea why this is ?

Er, I mean, “anyone have any idea why this is”…

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