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Advert Spotted In A District Line Tube Carriage

One of the recently-announced atheist / humanist adverts – and which, I see, has already been criticised.

Mind you, given that the complaints come from Christian Voice, I think we can probably assume it’s not necessarily a view shared by most reasonable religious folks.

You know the ones – they tend to have their beliefs and try to live by them, rather than verbally or literally attacking others for having differing ideas in their heads. Much like the founders of their religions asked them to, in fact.

My Interest Lies In Cycle Paths, Not Psychopaths

For those of you who aren’t so keen on my writing-related posts, you’ll be pleased to know this is on a different topic, and instead of holding forth with my usual arrogance and self-confidence, I’m asking a couple of questions…

Regular (that is, ‘long-suffering’) readers – or those of you who’ve read my profile – may recall that I like to do a bit of running, but this year I’m looking to add to that, whilst simultaneously diminishing my waistline, by having a go at a Duathlon. I know a Triathlon’s the more famous event (and it seems the London Triathlon is pretty famous internationally), but until I’ve done something about the measurement around my equator, I don’t think that humanity should be subject to the sight of me in a wetsuit. So, it’s running plus cycling in 2009.

It’s the addition of cycling which is the unknown and uncertain area for me, though, as I haven’t been the owner of a bike for at least a decade, and I’m pretty certain that technology will have advanced quite a bit bike-wise in that period. So, if any of you can advise me on the type or model I should be looking into, I’d be really grateful. Whatever model I buy needs to be as light as possible, but also sturdy, as the duathlon involves run-cycle-run, and so the bike’ll be chucked about a fair bit (especially when I dump it and get back to the second bout of running). And if I can use it for everyday, non-sport purposes, that’d be good too (though I have some sizable reservations about cycling in London, as you might imagine).

Anyway, if you can recommend a suitable model or a firm who might be able to help me sort myself out with some wheels, I’d appreciate it – and if any of you have done a Triathlon or Duathlon and want to try to dissuade me from doing one, or to give advice on how to do so and not end up knackered or dead*, please leave a comment or e-mail me at twowheelsgood[at]johnsoanes.co.uk.

Oop, almost forgot – in terms of size and cost, I need something that’ll be all right for my moderately lengthy legs (about 35″), and which costs less than £fourdigits – and it has to be available in black.

Any pointers gratefully received – thanks!

*If I wind up dead as a result of some silly physicality such as a duathlon or climbing a mountain, I think it’s fair to say, m’wife will kill me.

BBC Writersroom – Coming To A Town Near Me!

… which is my typically inane way of saying that the BBC Writersroom are holding one of their Roadshows in London.

It’s next week – Thursday 15 January, from 5:30pm to 7pm, and it’s at the Royal Court Theatre, Sloane Square. As with all the swankiest of events, your name has to be on the guest list, which means e-mailing your name, with the subject heading “London Roadshow” to writersroom.events@bbc.co.uk.

That pretty much covers it, but full details are available here.

I don’t intend to hand any of my work in to the BBC folks in person at the event (as it’s possible to do), but I’ve applied to attend – anyone else going? Let me know if you are, it’d be good to say hello to some fellow scribblers (or, as the case may be, typers).

Oooh, The Original! I’m Fed Up With Getting The Second Pressing…

Gianni is probably spinning in his grave.

Er, I mean graev.

Look, I know it’s pedantry, but when the name of the item is on the picture that’s the centre-piece of your poster, I think it looks a bit shoddy to get the name wrong. You only have to look about an inch downwards to check it. I mean, come on

Huh? As Opposed To Literature Soaps Or Cola Drinks?

Sainsburys going for the Nobel Prize For Signage there, then.

I Don’t Mean To Be Rude, But: I Once Saw A Man Openly Reading A Hardcore Pornographic Magazine On The District Line. Clearly, This Is Far Worse

On the tube on the way home from finishing off my Christmas shopping the other night, I noticed that the woman sitting next to me was reading a book – which is perfectly reasonable – but strangely, she was keeping it inside her bag as she did so… as you can see from the craftily taken picture here.

Having seen a man reading an adult art pamphlet (as referred to in the title of this post) on the tube before, and also a woman reading a ‘ladies erotica novel’ about bondage and spanking without any such sense of subterfuge, I was keen and eager to know what it was that she was trying to read without letting anyone know what it was.

She turned a page, I peered at the title at the top of it, and it turned out to be this.

Shocking, I think you’ll agree.

(If nothing else, I expect the racy words used in this post to help bring in new readers via Google search.)

And, Let’s Face It, Having The Word ‘Standard’ In The Name Is Asking For Trouble

Remember how, the other day , I suggested that the interplay between fiction and reality goes in both directions?

Well, here’s a newspaper hoarding from Thursday.

Given that the next line in the report wasn’t ‘Time Vortex Undoes All Of History’, I think one might politely (or less politely) suggest that the paper was confusing the actor with the role he plays.

(Though I guess they might have been referring to concerns that David T’s health might endanger the filming of episodes, but I prefer to take the less charitable interpretation where the ES is concerned. It’s a stablemate of the Daily Mail, after all.)

From Hull

Once again, the good people from the BBC Writersroom are holding a roadshow – this time in Hull on Wednesday 7 January 2009.

As with all the finest gatherings, you need to be on the list to get in, but it’s free to attend – full details of the how, when and where can be found here.

And, though no details are given, a roadshow session in London is promised for 2009. I’m very unlikely to attend the Hull event, but London… well, that’s my manor, innit?

BBC Radio Drama Q&A

So, as mentioned last week, last night was the BBC Writersroom Radio Drama Q&A, at a BBC building near Marylebone here in London. It was being recorded, and a transcript was mentioned, but in the meantime here’s my report on it – it’s not a full breakdown, but hopefully it’s of interest.

The event was hosted by Kate Rowland of the BBC Writersroom, and featured Sarah Daniels and Kwame Kwei-Armah, both of whom have written extensively for radio as well as stage and screen. Both of them were articulate and amusingly candid, and gave a lot of useful insights into the business of writing. Talking about how he got into writing in general, Kwame said that as an actor he realised the best way to play the roles he wanted would be to write them, and that he had a need to create the stories he wanted to see.

Sarah, in reference to the radio medium, said that she felt it was the best medium to write for, because as a writer you had the freedom to take the story anywhere in space and/or time, as there’s a sound effect for everything you could possibly write. She stressed, though, that it was important to focus on writing good drama rather than thinking in terms of writing for radio, as there could be a tendency to overdo the FX side of things.

Kwane echoed this, adding that due to the absence of visual cues on the radio – he cited the example of one character looking at another knowingly – he enjoyed the challenge of ‘negotiating the medium’, and finding words to convey emotion and the like.

Talking about the opening moments – and for writers, this would equate to the initial pages – Sarah urged everyone to make sure that there was something, no matter what it was, to hook the listeners’ attention within the first couple of minutes. She pointed out that whilst someone who wasn’t enjoying a play would probably wait until the interval before leaving, with the radio it’s all too easy for a listener to switch channels, so you need to hook them in quickly.

Both writers agreed that one of the huge benefits of working in radio was the fact that you invariably worked with one person as Script Editor / Producer, compared to the multiple levels involved in, say, TV. Kwame used the phrase ‘multiple frustrations’ to describe the way that he’d previously had contradictory notes on his non-radio scripts, especially when they came from the same person.

Kwame pointed out that, as opposed to necessarily having to paint some kind of aural soundscape, it was possible to make a radio play very intimate, and he drew attention to how Sarah’s work contained what he called ‘space around the words’, which I thought was a rather evocative phrase (reminds me of the comment about music being the gaps between the notes, which I think was said by Debussy).

Sarah admitted that she’d never been good at getting up early in the morning, and said that one of the best things about being a writer is that “you never have to do ‘really early’ again”, a comment which drew laughter from the audience, even if it was probably slightly tinged with envy.

Discussing the issue of self-censorship (for example, when basing characters on, or portraying, real people), Sarah told about how she’d once removed some rather barbed material from a play she’d written, and it had actually been better for it, though Kwame had a contrary experience; to prevent his central character being too purely and unfeasibly heroic, he’d needed to add in some ‘human foible’ to the character, and had worried that this might have offended the last living relative of the person in question (it hadn’t). He suggested that it was a question of negotiating your overall agenda as a writer – if you have a specific stance or point you want to voice – and how this could be balanced with the needs of the story and the characters. In a similar vein, Kate Rowland added that it was an important skill for writers to be able to self-edit.

Tying in rather nicely with his ealier remarks and bringing things full circle, one of Kwame’s closing comments was that a good question to always ask yourself is “Is this something I’d enjoy?”

And that’s my summary of the event. It was interesting, and did – as I’d hoped – spur me on to get on with the radio play which has been sitting on my hard drive, half-done, for… well, too long. Certainly glad I attended – it cost nothing to do so, and they were dishing out free drinks and notebooks – though it was amusing to spot, as I have at such events before, that my preferred choice of notebook, Moleskine, was very much in evidence. I think they’re really good notebooks, but they do seem to be fairly ubiquitous amongst writers (though that might be testimony to their usefulness).

One slightly disappointing aspect of the event for me was that various people seemed to be less keen to take advantage of the opportunity to ask questions of the proper, living, breathing and more importantly professional writers in front of them, and a bit too keen to ask Kate Rowland questions about the process and policies of the BBC Writersroom – specifically, about issues relating to the rejection of their script, the background of the Writersroom readers, and that kind of thing. I thought this was misjudged, and I actually felt bad for the two writers, as they were sidelined in the overall discussion whilst Kate replied, explaining things which I felt she shouldn’t have had to get into in that forum. There’s enough information on the Writersroom site to answer most general questions, and if you’ve got a specific question about it, that’s something to ask Kate afterwards – like the writers, she was available to chat with afterwards – and as there was a limited timeframe, I felt that this was a waste of time and opportunity – perhaps this is the self-editing so vital in writers that was referred to? (He wrote, at the end of a lengthy paragraph, as the words and irony weighed down on him…)

Anyway, it was a good event, and I even got to chat to Mr Beckley (who’s not one millionth as terrifying as his profile photo might suggest), and bumped into an old workmate (hello Jessica, if you’re reading this), which was a pleasant surprise, as when I worked with her I hadn’t known she was interested in writing.

So, all in all, I’m very glad I went along.

Just How Decadent Is Life In London?

That’s right, even the lampposts are made by Chanel.

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