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New In Town, You Say? Watch Out For The Chap Loitering Behind You Then, He May Be A Local Reprobate

There then, the promotional poster for the film New In Town – well, I couldn’t actually find the UK version online for some reason, but this is pretty much it (just imagine a portrait format version of the right-hand side, with a different release date, and that’s about it).

This poster (and side-of-bus versions of it) is currently very visible all over London, and I presume other locations; it rather caught my eye because it seems to be a perfect example of a film poster telling you what the film’s going to be about. At first, this made me roll my eyes, but on reflection, I’m vaguely impressed by it. I shall explain why.

I knew nothing about the film when I first saw the poster, but from the details on it, I was able to reach a number of conclusions about the general nature of the film – and this isn’t some kind of brag about my deductive skills, I think pretty much anyone could reach the same conclusions from the image.

So, the title lets us know she’s new in town, and from the looks of the snow and her clothes she’s not used to that kind of weather, whilst the lurking man in more suitable attire suggests a local resident, and probable love interest. The general look of the poster – the colours and their expressions – suggests a rom-com, so I guessed that we’re looking at a fish out of water story of a woman who finds herself in a small town for whatever reason and eventually finds love there and so on (and m’wife pointed out the posh luggage, which suggests she may be used to the finer things in life but have to get used to a snowbound location or whatever).

Those were our guesses, then, and they’re pretty much right, apart from my thought that she might have been stranded there because of transport trouble (as in Just Friends) – it turns out she’s posted there by her employers. So the poster had done a good job of conveying the overall theme – and I’m kind of impressed by that, as a lot of poster ads seem not to make much sense unless you’ve seen the accompanying TV or film spots as well.

However, having concluded this, I rather rolled my eyes, as this sounds like a film which we’ve seen many times before, and which I can certainly do without seeing again. I was reminded of Jonathan Ross on Room 101, when he said he didn’t want to see any more underdog films, as he’d seen that story so many times before.

True, we live at a stage in human history where we probably have access to a greater amount of culture and information than ever before, and that means that if I want to watch a film from 1951 featuring some plucky underdog, I can probably find it on TV or DVD, and go ahead and watch it, without the studios really needing to continue to make such films. I’ve seen a fair few of these films at the cinema, and like Ross I’ve probably seen enough of them to be going on with (and I’m not a paid film reviewer), but there’s clearly still an audience for those films, as much as I’ve probably had enough of them. There are, no doubt, people watching underdog films at the cinema now who weren’t even born when, say, Rocky was released.

And so, in much the same way, there seems to be an audience for films like New In Town – people less jaded and aged than I who want to see something light and amusing; it looks like a pretty archetypal ‘date movie’, and there are always people going out on dates, after all. So, having thought ‘oh no, not another film like that’ at first, I now find myself thinking ‘actually, there’s an audience for that, and the poster probably does a pretty good job of making it clear what it’s about, to that audience’.

Who would have thought that an advertising poster would have made me think so much? Not I (then again, I’m always surprised when anything makes me think at all).

Mind you, I’m not going to be plonking down the hard-earned to actually see the film, so in its main aim, I guess the advert has totally failed.

What Kind Of World Do We Live In?

What kind of a world do we live in where a major electronics corporation makes it possible for people to invite their friends round for a “wii sports party”? The barbarians are at the gates, I swear.

Actually, that juvenile homonym pales in comparison to the revelation that a well-known maker of electrical goods has branched out into a very specific area of the marketplace – see here. Shocking.

And please, don’t ask how I know about that.

High School Musical 4, Really

Following the – initially surprising – success of the made-for-TV films in the High School Musical series, Disney appears to be trying to capture that lightning in a bottle once again.

Hence Camp Rock, the asking-for-troublesome-titled film featuring the Jonas Brothers, beat musicians who are popular with ladies of a certain age.

But surely, given its title, it should have featured The Darkness?

Yes, I Fully Intend To Write The Theme Tune, And To Perform The Aforementioned Theme Tune. What Of It?

So, Minder returned to British TV last night. The original cast is long gone, to be replaced by some members of the Frat Pack or ex-cast members of Skins… well, by Shane Richie and another chap, anyway.

The thing is, Richie doesn’t play Arthur Daley, the character memorably ‘minded’ by two different bodyguards in the original run of the series, he plays Archie Daley, Arthur’s nephew. Fair enough, but back in the tail-end of the original series, when Arthur’s minder Terry left for Australia, his new bodyguard was his nephew, Ray Daley.

So Arthur’s got two nephews, both surnamed Daley. Presumably they’re both sons of the same father – Arthur’s brother, who asked him to take Ray on as his replacement minder. But if we’re to assume that both Ray and Archie are about the same age as the actors portraying them, they’re both the same age, as both Gary Webster and Shane Richie were born in 1964. And if they have the same father, they may well be twins (or perhaps have a very tired mother).

So why would Arthur’s brother ask him to take on one son as his minder, but not the other? Archie, it seems, takes after his uncle, so perhaps it was felt that he would be best kept away from him lest he should become too much of a sheepskin-wearing wideboy of the playground, but if Arthur was frowned upon as a potential bad influence upon Archie, that wouldn’t sit well with him being asked to take on Ray, would it ? And if they’re brothers, perhaps twins but even if not raised in the same environment, they’re bewilderingly different in demeanour.

If they’re not brothers, of course, that would explain how different they are in temperament, but having two brothers suggests a fairly extensive family background for Arthur, and this was something which wasn’t exploited to much effect in the original series, as far as I recall. There was, I seem to remember, a book recounting Arthur’s life (ah, here it is) – does anyone know if there was any reference to his family tree in it?

I’ll be honest with you, I didn’t watch the opening episode of ‘New Minder’ last night, as I wasn’t a huge fan of the original series, and the trailers made it look a bit too much like the Lock, Stock And… TV series* for my tastes.

But as one who takes a keen interest in narrative continuity and internal consistency, if any of you good folks watched it, can you let me know if they did anything at all to deal with this issue? To diehard followers of the show in the past, the continuity errors could be deeply troubling, and distract from their enjoyment of the show, and it’d be nice if there’d been a little throwaway reference to the family background as a sort of tip of the hat to the fans.

On the other hand, the above might just be a sarcastic dig at the exhumation of a once-popular show in a form which bears only scant similarity to its namesake, as opposed to, well, coming up with something original.

*Oh yes, I still remember that. Mr Ritchie (another one!), and its sponsors The Sun would rather it was dust and forgot, but I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday…

By Naming Things, We Often Come To Believe We Understand Them. Let Us, Then, Understand This Our Today

To me, it seems painfully obvious that what this world needs now is not love sweet love, but instead something much more important : a name for the time in which we’re living.

It’s a time of great economic, political and social uncertainty, and what’s more the weather’s cold and snow is getting in the way. During the similar period in the 1970s, some bright spark called it the ‘Winter of Discontent’ (quoting Shaky, no less), and summed it all up in a mere handful of words – genius, and that’s why the phrase is still used even today to describe that era. Not as often as ‘-gate’ is slapped on the end of a situation by lazy journalists, sure, but that happens more often than most of us blink, so the comparison’s probably unfair.

Anyway, before the last of the snow melts on this sceptr’d isle (see what I did there?), I think it’s time that we tried to capture the zeitgeist, and have a quick round of Name That Time.

I invite your suggestions, but in the meantime, here are mine:

– The Even Greater Depression
– The Big Freeze
– The Bank Nationalisation Programme
– The Winter We Most Needed Woolies
– Boys (And Girls) In The Brown Stuff
– I’m Ready For My Foreclosure
– At Last The 1929 Show
– The Day I Swapped My Mortgage For Two Goldfish

Think my suggestions are garbage? That you can do better? Then please leave your suggestions using the Comment facility!

But… Whuh… Huh?

If you ignore the fact that the report returns to the Ross-Brand-Sachs issue like a dog to its own vomit, I think there’s a fair amount of amusement to be had in this story.

I think the phrase “[t]he BNP is technically an ethnic group” may be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Certainly brought a smile to my face (such as it is).

I Hope Someone Tells Them – After All, The Original Name Of The Main Chap In Star Trek : Enterprise Was (Apparently) Jeffrey Archer

I see that a new incarnation of the 1980s SF series ‘V’ has been announced.

Let’s hope that they don’t decide to go with the same name for the main character

I Thought Madonna Had Sworn Off Acting After The Bad Reaction To ‘Swept Away’?

This was the poster they put out here in the UK – oddly enough, the theatrical poster used in other countries doesn’t make Julianne Moore look like herself either.

What’s all that abaht, then?

Anyway, I’ve Always Maintained That The Timeliness Of Topical Material Can Compensate For A Lack Of Comedy

So, I presume he won’t be singing the line “I’m a man, without conviction”, any more?

Ah, don’t frown, you just wish you’d said it first.

Proof, If Proof Be Need Be, That Sunday Posts Are The Equivalent Of ‘Friday Jobs’

Forget Aliens, this is surely the strangest change of tone for a sequel, ever.

I’m sorry.

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