Saturday Morning, WHSmith –
Do you want to buy The Times? If you do, that bottle of water will be free.
Well, it’ll work out cheaper if you do.
Maybe so, but it’ll take more than that for me to touch The Times with these hands.
Saturday Evening, a Bar –
Quite Drunk Man:
… I mean, sometimes I just want to throw a brick through the window of Tesco’s, or set the place on fire. I’m an anarchist. What do you do for a living?
Currently, I work for a branch of the Police.