Most workouts involve wearing loose-fitting exercise clothes and going to the gym, but not the WAGs’ workout! It’s all about fun – and certainly not about the correct use of the possessive apostrophe!

Here’s the regime:

1. Put on tight-fitting non-exercise clothes and go to a nightclub, or hotel bar, known to be frequented by professional footballers.

2. Assume the position.

3. Go shopping.

4. Repeat stages 2 and 3 until the money runs out, or he’s injured or dropped from the team.