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Pay Some Attention To The Man Behind The Green Curtain. Er, I Mean ‘Black Cape’…

Apologies if this is old news, but for those of you who felt that ‘The Dark Knight’ was a very good film, you can now download a PDF copy of the script. Given that it’s hosted on the Warner Brothers site, and it’s a WB film, I’m pretty confident this is legit.

So, to see how it was all done, click here.

Dear Television Santa

Dear BBC,

I gather that the character of Nick Cotton is due to return to EastEnders at Christmas.

Please could you arrange it so that he doesn’t appear at the end of the Christmas afternoon episode, say “‘Allo, Ma” before the doom-doom-doom drums, with the scene being continued in the evening episode?

If nothing else, it would be worryingly similar to the “Hello, Princess” return of Den Watts in 2003.

Lots of love,

John

The Persistence Of Memery

Well now, I seem to have been memed, by the ever-charming Mr Hale. Let’s have a look at the question:

Sod Richard and Judy. Sod Oprah. What would you advise people to read? Name your favourite:

(a) Fiction book
(b) Autobiography
(c) Non-fiction book
(d) A fourth book of your choice from any genre.

Explain why the books are essential reads in no more than 30 words per book.

There’s a challenge, but let’s see if I can answer (almost certainly, I’m an opinionated swine), and do so within 30 words (almost certainly not, it’s painfully obvious to everyone that I suffer from logorrhoea)…

Fiction: To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. A clear storyline, and strong characters make this a book to get lost in.

Autobiography: Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M Pirsig. Often difficult and complex, but never dull, you might argue it’s not really an autobiography, but there’s a lot of interesting stuff in there.

Non-Fiction: History of Western Philosophy by Bertrand Russell. I was on the dole for a while, and reading this bent my brain out of shape, which was just what I needed. A slog, but worth it. Honest.

And any other book: The List Of Seven by Mark Frost. A well-written thriller, with theosophy, Arthur Conan Doyle, and many other aspects rolled into one. Full of clever twists, I could read this over and over. In fact, I have…

Just like Chris’s reply, this is my list for now, and could well change if you asked me again… ooh, in three minutes. That said, I do urge people to read the above books.

And I hereby pass the baton of this meme to Jon, Laura, and Lara. Would be interested to know your recommendations, folks!

Gilliam Of The Damned

Is it just me, or does the poster for this 1963 film look like a Terry Gilliam animation for Monty Python’s Flying Circus?

Sometimes Events Intervene And Create An Unfortunate Conjunction Between Their Name And Their Creator


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As Penelop Pitstop Might Say: Hay-elp! Hay-elp!

I’m once again calling on the techie expertise of you good people, I’m afraid, but you’re smart folks, and I like to think you might be happy to share your wisdom…

Can anyone out there recommend any writing templates which are compatible with Microsoft Office 2007 and Vista? The freebie BBC Scriptsmart templates, good though they are, seem to be incompatible with this set-up, and I’m having a hard time finding some comparable templates to download.

(Yes, yes, I know I’m a fool for not having a Mac, and I ought to splash out on Final Draft or something similar, but I have a PC and thus have to live with it, and I’d rather not lash out the £100+ on FD this side of Christmas.)

Any assistance much appreciated – I’ll owe you a drink (tea or something stronger, your choice).

Thanks!

Within A Mere Twenty-Four Hours! Oh yes!

In case you thought I was being a bit excessive here, I would politely point you towards the front cover of today’s Sun

If only I could turn this power to the lottery numbers, eh?

BBC Writersroom Event: Radio Drama Q and A

You might already have seen about this, but if not (and I hadn’t until this morning), next Thursday (20th November), the BBC Writersroom are holding a free event on the subject of Radio Drama.

In attendance will be two writers who’ve written for radio (and stage and TV), Kwame Kwei-Armah and Sarah Daniels, and they’ll be answering questions.

The event starts at 6pm, at the Marylebone Conference Centre in London, and you have to book a ticket (though, as I say, they’re free) – full details on how to do this, and more information about the writers attending, can be found here.

I think I’ll be going along – anyone else likely to be there ? Do let me know…

Press Release: To All UK Tabloid Newspapers

From: PR Office, ITV Productions
Subject: I’m A Celebrity… 2008

Dear All,

By now, you should have received yesterday’s press release confirming the details of this year’s line-up for I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!, and we’re sure you’re just as excited about the new series as we are! (If, for some reason, you didn’t get the press release, you can download it, and the rest of the press pack, by clicking here).

All the information you need to run coverage of this year’s show is in there, so you should be able to get a good two or three pages’ worth out of each episode. And whilst we try to answer all questions you might ask about the show as soon as possible, we realise that, what with there being three blonde women in the show this year, it does mean that some of you are quite rightly asking “Which woman are we supposed to write about when she takes a shower on day two this year?”

As we can’t predict which of our three lovely ladies will provide you with some bikini-based cheesecake, we hope the following template will cover all possible eventualities (delete as appropriate to create the paragraph to accompany the picture, which should be at least two-thirds of a page, as in previous years):

Headline:
IT’S CARLY ZUCK-AHHH / DANI BARE / NICOLA Mc-CLEAN !

Text:
Saucy Carly Zucker / Dani Behr / Nicola McLean sent temperatures sky-high yesterday in I’m A Celebrity as she stripped down to a skimpy bikini to take a shower!

The sexy WAG / TV Presenter / WAG took the cold shower to cool off, but instead steamed up the camera lenses with her antics! A show insider said “She’s a sexy girl, and when she just stripped off and started showering, the boys in the camp – and the crew – could hardly believe their eyes!”

Carly / Dani / Nicola ‘s partner is a footballer / restaurant owner / footballer, so she probably can’t wait to get home to their mansion / eat some proper food / their mansion, but in the meantime it looks as if she’s getting used to life in the jungle. Experts say she’s tipped to be in the top four, but we’d say she’s in the top Phwoar!

Hope this helps!

Best

ITV Productions

PS – If you want to take a more alternative angle, you can find one of the contestants pictured after a rather different kind of shower here

“But Surely,” He Said, “The ‘X Factor’ Is A Simpleton’s Way Of Referring To Einstein’s Cosmological Constant?”*

Anyway, let’s take a look at the previous couple of winners of ITV’s song-based talent contest:

2006 Winner: LEONA Lewis
2007 Winner: LEON Jackson

It’s 2008, and the final draws nigh (so I gather – I’m not following it). Is there an entrant called Leo this year? If so, worth a tenner at the betting shop, surely?

*Yes, yes, I know it’s lamda, but if Albert can fudge his equations, I can do the same with my post titles.

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