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Though We Should Never Forget That Mr Sheen Also Portrayed Greg Stillson In The ‘Dead Zone’ Film, Who Also Became President…

I try to avoid writing about dreams I’ve had on the blog, because… well, mainly because it’s usually rather dull hearing about other people’s dreams.

I invariably find that my dreams are just a tangle of events and fleeting thoughts from the day, as the mind winds down and shuffles its papers like a newsreader about to knock off for the day, but I thought I’d share the following. If nothing else, it’ll give you an indication of the shape of the inside of my head, as unhealthy as it might be.

So: I dreamt that I was attending a writers’ meeting for the TV show The West Wing, where we were all called on to pitch storyline ideas for the forthcoming season. Of course, since I have no idea what the majority of the writing staff look like, the other writers and the showrunners were depicted by members of the cast – as the head of things, Aaron Sorkin was played by Martin Sheen, and so on.

Adding to the confusion is the fact that although I think it’s one of best-written shows in recent years, because Channel 4 burned off their episodes of TWW in all manner of strange places (different channels) and times (post-midnight at one stage, 8pm at another), I haven’t actually seen it beyond the stage when John Goodman comes along. So the storylines I was pitching were all being put forward without any certainty as to whether they might already have been done – though as I was also aware that Mr Sheen, like Mr Sorkin, was not in the boss-chair towards the end of things, it was as if I was pitching at some point in the show’s past.

Anyway, I woke up, and was amused by the fact that I had, in the dream, been pitching pretty good ideas at a moment’s notice (I suggested one storyline for Will Bailey which had Joshua Malina nodding as if to say he understood), bewildered at the way that my mind had chosen to depict behind-the-scenes folks with on-set equivalents, and reminded how I’d promised myself that, once I’ve completed the Christmas shopping this year, I was planning on buying myself the West Wing DVD boxset by way of reward.

And then, less than an hour later, I opened a magazine and saw an advert saying the boxset is now 75% in certain locations.

All right, Mr Subconscious, I get the message. No need to hammer it home.

Red Planet Prize – Second Round Announcements

Well, I gather people have started hearing if they’re through to the next stage of this year’s Red Planet Prize.

I haven’t heard anything, so I guess no news is bad news, right? But maybe it’s a case of ‘not heard yet’, so I’ll just keep clicking F9 to refresh my e-mail Inbox for a few more hours yet.

I know David has made it through, any other folks heard good news? Congratulations if you did.

UPDATED TO SAY: They sent an e-mail this afternoon, which is good, as it stops me wondering if I’d missed a vital e-mail. A nice touch, I think, as whether it’s yes or no, it prevents me waiting needlessly.

A Post For Those Of You Who Hail From The Americas

Just a quick note to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving – if you’re reading this, after all, you have access to the internet, in what I presume is a safe location, and you probably know where your next meal’s coming from, so indeed you (and, being in the same position as I type this, I) have much to be thankful for.

Have some roast potatoes for me!

Sliced Penguin

Penguin Books have made the first chapters of a fairly impressive number of books available for free download, under the name Penguin Tasters (presumably a poetry will soon do a similar range called ‘Poetasters’… hmm, maybe not).

Anyway, they’re available here – they’re PDF files, but if you have an eBook reader or similar, you can download eBook versions here.

Incidentally, if you do have a Sony eReader or Amazon Kindle or the like, what’s it like? Every time such an item is launched I see various reviews and promo pieces, but I don’t think I know anyone who’s ever actually used one. So, a first-hand report would be interesting – anybody? Anybody? Bueller?

Okay, Maybe He Didn’t Say It, But…

Quoted on the Guardian Media site today, Barry Norman says in a recent interview:

“People started coming up to me saying, ‘And why not?’ and giggling. I was always baffled. I never said it! Rory Bremner said it when he was impersonating me on his Channel 4 show. I still defy anybody to find a programme where I did use it…”

Writing in 2003, Barry Norman ‘said’:

“And Why Not?”

Not entirely unkeen on the phrase, then.

Six Days To Write Six Words – Six Words To Sum Up A Lifetime

In case you hadn’t seen it, or had forgotten that the deadline was looming, just a quick note to remind you that The Guardian Six Word Memoir competition closes on midnight on Sunday.

I’ve entered it (though I don’t think I can provide you with a direct link to my contribution, the site seems slightly oddly set up), and I found it fun, though it is actually slightly challenging – though it’s tempting to put something irredeemably flippant (which, some might say, would be in line with my life as lived so far), I also felt slightly as if I ought to try to do it properly… whether I succeeded in this, I guess others will ultimately decide.

Anyway, if you haven’t had a go yet, why not do so?

(Link swiped from Laura, I should confess.)

Sex! Sex! Sex! (…Yep, That Should Bring In The Google Traffic)

If you want sex – good sex, hot sex, steamy sex, the kind of sex that makes your insides tingle and your brain feel like it’s been squeezed tightly by an ice-cold hand, well… well, you’ve come to the wrong place. This is only a blog, after all, and it’s early on Sunday morning.

What I can offer, though, is Bad Sex. Well, details of this year’s Bad Sex In Fiction Award, anyway.

You want it? Then put your ‘pointer’ here.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to roll over and go back to sleep.

Touting Myself, and Pimping A Friend

Well, after much promising and even more delaying, the new version of My Website is up and running. I won’t pretend it’s a state-of-the-art cutting-edge site, but hopefully it’ll prove useful for people who are trying to track me down or scout me out for writing purposes.

More exciting, though – and certainly much prettier to look at, with pictures and everything – is the news that my friend and wedding photographer Toby has had some of his pictures made available for sale online. For a very reasonable fee, you can buy a royalty-free image of one of his photos, and use it to your heart’s content.

Toby’s stuff can be seen and bought here, so if you’re looking for a good picture for whatever reason, it’s worth a look. In fact, if you’re looking for a photographer for whatever reason, I can heartily recommend Toby – he’s a friend, yes, but that’s because he’s friendly, as well as being very skilled with the lens. You can contact him via the above links, I believe, and please do tell him I sent you.

BBC Radio Drama Q&A

So, as mentioned last week, last night was the BBC Writersroom Radio Drama Q&A, at a BBC building near Marylebone here in London. It was being recorded, and a transcript was mentioned, but in the meantime here’s my report on it – it’s not a full breakdown, but hopefully it’s of interest.

The event was hosted by Kate Rowland of the BBC Writersroom, and featured Sarah Daniels and Kwame Kwei-Armah, both of whom have written extensively for radio as well as stage and screen. Both of them were articulate and amusingly candid, and gave a lot of useful insights into the business of writing. Talking about how he got into writing in general, Kwame said that as an actor he realised the best way to play the roles he wanted would be to write them, and that he had a need to create the stories he wanted to see.

Sarah, in reference to the radio medium, said that she felt it was the best medium to write for, because as a writer you had the freedom to take the story anywhere in space and/or time, as there’s a sound effect for everything you could possibly write. She stressed, though, that it was important to focus on writing good drama rather than thinking in terms of writing for radio, as there could be a tendency to overdo the FX side of things.

Kwane echoed this, adding that due to the absence of visual cues on the radio – he cited the example of one character looking at another knowingly – he enjoyed the challenge of ‘negotiating the medium’, and finding words to convey emotion and the like.

Talking about the opening moments – and for writers, this would equate to the initial pages – Sarah urged everyone to make sure that there was something, no matter what it was, to hook the listeners’ attention within the first couple of minutes. She pointed out that whilst someone who wasn’t enjoying a play would probably wait until the interval before leaving, with the radio it’s all too easy for a listener to switch channels, so you need to hook them in quickly.

Both writers agreed that one of the huge benefits of working in radio was the fact that you invariably worked with one person as Script Editor / Producer, compared to the multiple levels involved in, say, TV. Kwame used the phrase ‘multiple frustrations’ to describe the way that he’d previously had contradictory notes on his non-radio scripts, especially when they came from the same person.

Kwame pointed out that, as opposed to necessarily having to paint some kind of aural soundscape, it was possible to make a radio play very intimate, and he drew attention to how Sarah’s work contained what he called ‘space around the words’, which I thought was a rather evocative phrase (reminds me of the comment about music being the gaps between the notes, which I think was said by Debussy).

Sarah admitted that she’d never been good at getting up early in the morning, and said that one of the best things about being a writer is that “you never have to do ‘really early’ again”, a comment which drew laughter from the audience, even if it was probably slightly tinged with envy.

Discussing the issue of self-censorship (for example, when basing characters on, or portraying, real people), Sarah told about how she’d once removed some rather barbed material from a play she’d written, and it had actually been better for it, though Kwame had a contrary experience; to prevent his central character being too purely and unfeasibly heroic, he’d needed to add in some ‘human foible’ to the character, and had worried that this might have offended the last living relative of the person in question (it hadn’t). He suggested that it was a question of negotiating your overall agenda as a writer – if you have a specific stance or point you want to voice – and how this could be balanced with the needs of the story and the characters. In a similar vein, Kate Rowland added that it was an important skill for writers to be able to self-edit.

Tying in rather nicely with his ealier remarks and bringing things full circle, one of Kwame’s closing comments was that a good question to always ask yourself is “Is this something I’d enjoy?”

And that’s my summary of the event. It was interesting, and did – as I’d hoped – spur me on to get on with the radio play which has been sitting on my hard drive, half-done, for… well, too long. Certainly glad I attended – it cost nothing to do so, and they were dishing out free drinks and notebooks – though it was amusing to spot, as I have at such events before, that my preferred choice of notebook, Moleskine, was very much in evidence. I think they’re really good notebooks, but they do seem to be fairly ubiquitous amongst writers (though that might be testimony to their usefulness).

One slightly disappointing aspect of the event for me was that various people seemed to be less keen to take advantage of the opportunity to ask questions of the proper, living, breathing and more importantly professional writers in front of them, and a bit too keen to ask Kate Rowland questions about the process and policies of the BBC Writersroom – specifically, about issues relating to the rejection of their script, the background of the Writersroom readers, and that kind of thing. I thought this was misjudged, and I actually felt bad for the two writers, as they were sidelined in the overall discussion whilst Kate replied, explaining things which I felt she shouldn’t have had to get into in that forum. There’s enough information on the Writersroom site to answer most general questions, and if you’ve got a specific question about it, that’s something to ask Kate afterwards – like the writers, she was available to chat with afterwards – and as there was a limited timeframe, I felt that this was a waste of time and opportunity – perhaps this is the self-editing so vital in writers that was referred to? (He wrote, at the end of a lengthy paragraph, as the words and irony weighed down on him…)

Anyway, it was a good event, and I even got to chat to Mr Beckley (who’s not one millionth as terrifying as his profile photo might suggest), and bumped into an old workmate (hello Jessica, if you’re reading this), which was a pleasant surprise, as when I worked with her I hadn’t known she was interested in writing.

So, all in all, I’m very glad I went along.

The Importance Of Clarity In Gift Requests

My mother-in-law and my neice have both asked for a CD called ‘The Promise’ for Christmas.

I shall have to be very careful with the gift tags, or great disappointment may ensue…

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