As I mentioned last week, I’m not following The X-Factor, but of course that doesn’t mean I won’t make jokes about it.

Case in point:

Frequently Asked Questions: Why are the twins known as ‘Jedward’ when one is called John and the other Edward? Wouldn’t it be more fair if John got more than one letter of his name into the merged noun? And why is Edward’s name last?

Less Frequently Offered Answer: Because if a more equal approach was taken, their combined name would probably be ArdOhn.

Thanyew, laygennelmen, you’re very kind. I’m here all week.