But, as with global warming and the heat-death of the universe, as a species we need to take a step back and think about the long-term view, otherwise a shocking and terrible fate will befall us all.
What fate, you ask?
The boffins at Popjustice have the details.
I don’t know about you, but when my time comes, I think the lycra’s going to prove a problem. I don’t think I could pull it off. In all honesty, I don’t think I’ll be able to pull it on, either.