Just to forewarn you, today is likely to be a day of contrasts in my life: this morning, I’m taking part in a frankly manly and rugged activity, but later on today… well, I’m involved in something which looks very much as if it’ll be the campest thing ever.

And I’ve been in the audience of the stage versions of La Cage Aux Folles and Dirty Dancing, so you know I mean it.

I will, of course, report back in full and tedious detail tomorrow.