Upon being eliminated from The Apprentice:
He says: “You’re fired.”
You say: “I think you’ll find I’m not your employee, Sir Alan. At this stage you’re no more my employer than you are mine… in fact, as that’s the case, you’re fired. By the way, you do know a contract of employment works, don’t you?

Yes, it’s a short and puerile post today, but it’s a sunny bank holiday here in London, so I’m going out on the balcony with a cup of tea. I recommend you do the same.