So in one line, here’s how David Cameron can guarantee he becomes next Prime Minister:
In fact, if he just gags them all and concentrates on the party’s key attribute of ‘not being Labour’, I reckon they could get in.
Mind you, Alan Duncan has a very good point when he says that being an MP or in Parliament “has been nationalised”. I guess it’s something to do with being – in theory anyway – a servant of the people, and having your salary paid as a result of citizens being taxed. That is still part of the job description, right?