We Interrupt The Scheduled Internet To Bring You A Newsflash

Sorry if this frankly shocking, and very important, story ruins your Sunday afternoon, but this story really does need as much coverage as possible, so I felt almost compelled to share it.

Anyhow, brace yourself: this is the News.



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  1. it’s only a trifling matter…

  2. You can actually make custard if you know how to er, COOK.

    Did they really use the pun ‘dis-custard’ ? Surely they should be executed for that alone ?

  3. or taken in to custody…


  4. Shame on you, Paul!

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