Don’t get me wrong, I like Melody Gardot’s work. It reminds me of the music of Madeleine Peyroux, with the vocals of Rachael Yamagata, and that blend is very pleasing to the ear.


Well, the problem is, the style of the promotional material for her releases, as pictured here, makes me hear one thing, and one thing alone, in my head.

“Designer frames now 2 for 1 at Vision Express.”

I’m not proud of it, I’m just being honest.