A few months ago, I provided a link to an item for sale, the name of which might prove faintly disappointing to men of a certain age (or, I ought to add, preference).

So it’s with a childish degree of glee that I offer you a link to something which is less likely to elicit a sense of “Oooh, saucy… oh, that’s rather disappointing” and more a case of “is this an actual product name, or just an excuse to put three slightly-rude words in a row?”.

Well, that’s what I thought anyway. See what you think.

(Thanks to my golf-playing pal Tony for pointing me towards this silly-named item. From what I can gather, Tony’s handicap is being forced to sit next to me during the working day.)