My eyes, and my mind, boggle:
Surely this is the least likely film-to-theme-park-ride conversion ever?
My eyes roll skywards:
This tatty cash-in is also available on download, for which we should be grateful – because, if nothing else, it means that charity shops up and down the land won’t be full of discarded CD copies in a month’s time when the joke inevitably goes stale – as was the case with, say, I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) and Vindaloo – the video for which, I now realise, featured Mr Kay’s brother, ha ha.
Oh, my ribs! Hey, does anyone remember the 1980s? Rubik Cubes and Deeley-Boppers? Eh ? Eh?
Sheesh, tough crowd…