Very much in the same vein as this post, if you click here, you can download a free copy of Neil Gaiman’s novel ‘Neverwhere’ (though apparently it’ll expire after 30 days), or – if you want to hear sounds instead of staring at words – you can download an audio version of the Gaiman short story ‘A Study In Emerald’ here.

Don’t say I never give you nuffink, all right ?